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Drake's homage to Mr. Rogers get's creepy. 7/3/09
Los Angeles, Cali-- Last sunday at the Shrine Auditorium & Expo Center black America witnessed the best damn tribute to Jamie Foxx ever put together. Said Foxx," I'm really at a loss for words that BET would do this for me so soon after the passing of Michael Jackson. The most interesting part of the evening was Drake in an apparent homage to Mr. Rogers, sweater clad and all, brought some pre-teen girls up on stage for his and Lil Wayne's rendition of of that annoying weak rhymes "Every Girl." Are these really all the girls in the world you wanna fuck you sick bastard? 
Bill O'Riley should be commenting soon. In his most audatious bullshiting even Drake blamed the proformance on the passing of Michael Jackson. www.sohh.com quotes Drake as saying, "That, actually -- to be honest -- was a terrible idea... But I was being pressed from different areas to perform, and I think what really happened at the BET Awards is with the passing of Mike, the climate really changed." Are you really gonna blame the King of Pop for your coon ass ignorant proformace?
When confronted by the Rev. Al Sharpton, Drake was left stuttering looking around for his young money family who were nowhere to be found. Lil Wayne was later seen sprinting down the street faster that Usain Bolt with his tail between his legs. Click here to see the proforamnce.
Lady Gaga's name explained. 7/1/09
Baltimore, MD-- In the past few weeks Baltimore johns have been going gaga for Gaga. Lady Gaga that is. Aparentally the "Gaga" refers to a lack of a gag reflex. Rusty Abernathy of Dundalk told The Funion that he takes three buses to see her. Said Abernathy, "see puts deep throat to shame." As seen below... that bitch got skills. 
As of the printing of this story Lady Gaga could not be reached for comment.