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Coming soon: Asher Roth has no spine
Joe Budden is straight bitch 7/13/09
Columbia, MD--Yesterday, Merriweather Post Pavilion, was the stop for the Rock the Bells tour. And is was booked as Washington D.C. Let's set this straight first. Merriweather is in Howard County; making it a BALTIMORE venue. Aright now... back to Mousy. Yesterday at Rock the Bells... both Joe Buddy (with his Slaughterhouse mates) and Raekwon were scheduled to perform. From what I can make of the accounts, Buddy came on then Rae came on soon after if not right after. Miss Info TV reports, "What did happen is that during Raekwon's set, Inspectah Deck came out onstage to perform 'Cream,' and a few other songs," Miss Info wrote via her blog. "(Rza even joined Rae and Deck's performance) but before Inspectah Deck left, he did tell the crowd, 'Fuck Joe Budden."
Baltimore's own WERQ (92Q) had reporter that a there was a fight between Raekwon and Buddy... Raekwon denied this happened thou. The next day (today) buddy went back to his trusty video blog and had this to say
So let's get this straight. Deck is a "faggot" cause he called you a bitch and you "wrote" a response that you couldn't even spit one word to on your lil video.
A first hand account of what went down at the show goes a little like this:
"BUT I WAS THERE AND I WAS BACK IN V.I.P. WITH MY HOMIE CB (HE WENT TO SCHOOL WITH RAE AND RAE'S BROTHER (ALSO RAE' SMANAGER) AND WE WATCHED POLITE AND 12 O'CLOCK STRAIGHT CLOWN BUDDENS AND HIS GET UP TRYING TO BAIT HIM. THERE WAS NO FIGHT. AND THAT'S BECAUSE JOE BUDDENS LEFT THE ARENA AS SOON AS DECK STARTED MENTIONING HIM. WHAT A BITCH. I MEAN HE IS A GOOD DUDE FOR NOT STARTING A FIGHT, BUT IN ALL REALITY HE RAN."
Alright Buddy just admit you don't want it with the Wu-Tang and you respect them and you sorry for letting this shit get out of hand. Yes you will look like a bitch... but you might not get "Mase"ed. And if you don't remember Ghost broke Mase's jaw for running it. Come on son... Ghost "ain' t shot a nigga since the early 90's;" don't make him shoot you almost 20 years later. Joel cool with Rae and Royce from the D you know damn well he a real nigga. you the odd boy out... you better watch out before they kick ya wack ass out Slaughterhouse. And WTF is up with you shoutin out fake gangs you gonna put on Wu?
Jay-Z plans to take lying about his life multi-media 7/10/09 Brooklyn, NYC--Rumour has it rap mogul Jay-Z is planning three book deal with Spiegel & Grau--one of which will include his memoirs. Sources say the book will consist of Jay-Z commenting on and telling the stories behind his lyrics. My question is Jay do you remember that you got your start stealing lines from Big and rapping about Calvin Klein's life? For those of you who don't know Calvin Klein... HE ran Marcy Projects... Jay was basically his lackey, "...never felt more alive/ than ridin’ shotgun in Klein’s green five," remember that right? As Brooklyn underground power house Hell Razah put it, "You had to pump if you wanted some kicks,
The best product on the block, it was quicker to flip,
We had whips, but it wasn't legit,
I reminisce, Calvin Klein, he was running the shit."
In 1989, in Maryland, Sean and Calvin caught an attempted murder charge and Klein copped to it and also paid $50,000 to spring Hov so he could launch his rap career, when Nas totally destroyed him on Ether Klein used his street cred to lend Jay some respect.
Recently released from prison Jay turned his back on Calvin. Akon, who never new Klein, put him to work on his team simply because he had that much respect for his reputation.
And now Jay wants to come out with a book and explain his lyrics? Sean Carter, are you going to own up to the lies? Own up to the fact that you ain' t shit on the streets? Own up to the fact that anyone who knows the real story could not possibly respect you?
No denying you have talent [althought you will never be better than Nas... not in your wildest dreams], but you happened to be in the right place at the right time; and if it wasn't for this man you would have spent the 90's in prison. How you going to do him like that? Where is your honour? And to rap fans where is your honour? You want to hear these rhymes about moving weight and shit. There are rules to the game and Jay shitted on the rules. He may not have snitched but he might as well have. One day your time will come and it will not be pretty.
For more information on Calvin Klein read this on sixshot.com, and this on real street legends
Young Rappers take note. 7/9/09 Rumours were abound a few months ago that on his 8th album he would "switch up his accent" and put out an R&B album. That is note quite the case according to Roc-A-Fella associate Lenny Santiago: "The new album is called The Wizard of Poetry," Santiago announced in an interview. "It is an R&B album. When I say that, this is what I mean, Ghostface usually raps over melodic, soulful R&B tracks. This time, we came around and I had him rhyme over the same type of tracks, but we matched him with great R&B stars. John Legend is on there. Raheem DeVaughn is on there. Estelle is on there. Musiq Soulchild is on there. Lloyd is on there. We just paired him up. It's the same Ghost, the same gritty host, the same Ghost that talks to the ladies in that soulful voice along with R&B hooks." Are you serious Ghostface and Raheem Devaughn???
Ghostface then took a real introspective look at his life and the role of older cats in the rap game: "It's my last album so I wanted to do the album I always wanted to do," Ghost explained in an interview. "You gotta tell the fans that you not gettin' no younger here, we gettin' older! And everybody don't sell crack no more, man. I don't sell crack, yo. I ain't movin' no bricks or none of that other shit. I ain't shoot nobody in like since the early 90's, man. How long you gonna be 40 years-old and actin' like you still sellin' cracks and you on the block and you doin' this and you doin' that when times is more serious, man." That nigga really just said I ain't shoot noone since the early 90's??? That's why Ghost is the champ. Ghostface may not be the greatest MC ever... but when you take a close look he is clearly the most complete MC ever.
Drake's homage to Mr. Rogers get's creepy. 7/3/09
Los Angeles, Cali-- Last sunday at the Shrine Auditorium & Expo Center black America witnessed the best damn tribute to Jamie Foxx ever put together. Said Foxx," I'm really at a loss for words that BET would do this for me so soon after the passing of Michael Jackson. The most interesting part of the evening was Drake in an apparent homage to Mr. Rogers, sweater clad and all, brought some pre-teen girls up on stage for his and Lil Wayne's rendition of of that annoying weak rhymes "Every Girl." Are these really all the girls in the world you wanna fuck you sick bastard? Drake said of the question, "I'm a pimp reppin for T-dot, this is how we do in the C." Bill O'Riley should be commenting soon. In his most audacious bullshiting ever Drake then blamed the performance on the passing of Michael Jackson. www.sohh.com quotes Drake as saying, "That, actually -- to be honest -- was a terrible idea... But I was being pressed from different areas to perform, and I think what really happened at the BET Awards is with the passing of Mike, the climate really changed." Are you really gonna blame the King of Pop for your coon ass ignorant performance? When confronted by the Rev. Al Sharpton, Drake was left stuttering looking around for his young money family who were nowhere to be found. Lil Wayne was later seen sprinting down the street faster that Usain Bolt with his tail between his legs. Click here to see the performance. Send your hate this way
Lady Gaga's name explained. 7/1/09
Baltimore, MD-- In the past few weeks Baltimore johns have been going gaga for Gaga. Lady Gaga that is. Apparently the "Gaga" refers to a lack of a gag reflex. Rusty Abernathy of Dundalk told The Funion that he takes three buses to see her. Said Abernathy, "see puts deep throat to shame." As seen in the photo... that bitch got skills. As of the printing of this story Lady Gaga could not be reached for comment. if anyone actually hates on Lady Gaga do so here
Brooklyn, NYC--Rumour has it rap mogul Jay-Z is planning three book deal with Spiegel & Grau--one of which will include his memoirs. Sources say the book will consist of Jay-Z commenting on and telling the stories behind his lyrics. My question is Jay do you remember that you got your start stealing lines from Big and rapping about Calvin Klein's life? For those of you who don't know Calvin Klein... HE ran Marcy Projects... Jay was basically his lackey, "
Rumours were abound a few months ago that on his 8th album he would "switch up his accent" and put out an R&B album. That is note quite the case according to Roc-A-Fella associate Lenny Santiago: "The new album is called The Wizard of Poetry," Santiago announced in an interview. "It is an R&B album. When I say that, this is what I mean, Ghostface usually raps over melodic, soulful R&B tracks. This time, we came around and I had him rhyme over the same type of tracks, but we matched him with great R&B stars. John Legend is on there. Raheem DeVaughn is on there. Estelle is on there. Musiq Soulchild is on there. Lloyd is on there. We just paired him up. It's the same Ghost, the same gritty host, the same Ghost that talks to the ladies in that soulful voice along with R&B hooks." Are you serious Ghostface and Raheem Devaughn??? 
Shaolin, NY-- First Mouse gets heated when Meth is ranked on a Vibe Magazine online poll as being a better MC. Bud said on his video blog "I love Method Man to death.. But he’s Number 9," Joe Budden asked in his video blog. ?You mean to tell me if Method Man was standing in front of my face right this second and we had to rap back an’ forth, that Method Man would be the victor? Against me? Am I feeling myself ? Should I slow down?" Yes you should son. Go listen to Tical for a refresher. Meth ain' t even say nuttin as the recent release of Blackout II said plenty as far as his still having it. Mr. Rebel INS (Inspectah Deck if ya slow) took offense and put out "House Nigga" 
Drake said of the question, "I'm a pimp reppin for T-dot, this is how we do in the C." Bill O'Riley should be commenting soon. In his most audacious bullshiting ever Drake then blamed the performance on the passing of Michael Jackson. 
As of the printing of this story Lady Gaga could not be reached for comment.